Drugs are bad.
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The Monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some" So the lizard climbs up the tree and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints.
After a while, the lizard gets the pasties and goes down to the river for a drink of water.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks him "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile decides that he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is hauling on his bong and he looks up and says "HEY YOU"
The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuuck dude.... how much water did you drink?"
After a while, the lizard gets the pasties and goes down to the river for a drink of water.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks him "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile decides that he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is hauling on his bong and he looks up and says "HEY YOU"
The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuuck dude.... how much water did you drink?"
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